Wise Words From My Sister Brandi
| Me: | *walks into bedroom* |
| Brandi: | Hey |
| *starts to hump bed* | |
| Me: | *walks out of bedroom* |
May 26, 2012
May 26, 2012
Dexter the Dog Takes Over My Blog
Post 29
Yep.
-George
May 23, 2012
The Land of Make-Believe
Post 28
Call me a nerd for remembering this date: May 23, 1983. This is a historic date in Disneyland History. On this day, the New Fantasyland opened to the public after an extensive renovation. The newly reimagined area featured charming architecture, a new layout, and updated rides with new effects. Fantasyland is my favorite land in all of Disneyland. While many other people will choose to go along with the other areas of the park with faster-paced, longer, and (I guess you can say this) exciting rides. Something about Fantasyland is special to me. It is one area that truly transports you to another world. Not to mention the fact that it is one place we all feel like a kid again. So today I will tell you the history of Disneyland’s Fantasyland area. Enjoy!
July 17, 1955
Disneyland, the first Disney theme park, opens to the public. The Disneyland of 1955 was a very different place. With only five areas to explore, one may say this Disneyland was quite a bore when compared to what we all see today.
May 21, 2012
A Friend
Post 27
On Saturday I went out to the mall with a couple of my friends. While they all went to go watch “The Avengers” I went off with my friend Ellis whom I haven’t talked to in almost two years. If none of you have caught on yet, I’m… Ugh. This was my problem on Saturday. I like guys. The thing is though, if I were to get in a relationship, it wouldn’t matter to me if they were a boy or a girl. If I like them, I like them. Anyhow, I came out to her finally. We walked around the mall in search for a Lady Gaga poster (which I found and bought on the spot) and were talking about various things that were going on in our lives. Eventually we got to the topic of a guy from her school apparently having a crush on me. We were in Build-a-Bear Workshop, and I just told her. I can’t recall my words or her reaction exactly. All I remember is that she was accepting. After that we walked around the mall as if nothing happened. But something did happen. I noticed I was more comfortable, less tense, and I smiled more (or at least I felt like I did).
I’m glad to call Ellis my best friend (right next to my sister!). I’ve made several friends who have moved away but still have had some sort of way to contact me. However, she is pretty the only one to have made an effort to stay my friend. Here we were, having not seen each other in almost two years, and we just talked as if we saw each other yesterday and will meet again the following day. I treasure that. She is so special to me.
-George
May 18, 2012
Poetry by George
Post 26
I don’t know what to write
I’d really rather not write, but fly a kite
There are no creative topics for me to write currently in sight
Dayum qurl look at dem jeanz dat shit tight
Fin.
Cut me some slack, I didn’t know what to write today
-George
May 16, 2012
Annoying Facebook Crap
Post 25
I’m not one of those Tumblr users that talks about how happy they are that Tumblr came into their life and how they are so happy about all of these people who are “just like them” and complain about how Facebook consists of nothing but “fake bitches”. In fact, I actually hate both Tumblr and Facebook because both have annoying people. Tumblr with all of the hormonal teenagers and hipsters and Facebook with just everyone you know.
Now, people on Facebook do things that piss me off SO MUCH. So here’s a list of them. Yup.
- List every one of their friends as their family member
- When people post statuses about their opinion and you agree and they are too much of a douche to actually consider your opinion
- When people post pictures of some stupid Nike or some kind of sweat shop made shoe
- When someone tells you a joke and you’re like “What?” and they go “Inside joke! Nevermind!”. WHY DID YOU TELL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE?
- When someone posts “NONE OF YOU KNOW ME NUH UH NOT ANYONE I GOT SOME CRAP IN MY PAST BUT WHATEVAHHHHHH”
- “LIKE MAH STATUS” though I did that ONCE
- When someone posts their relationship anniversary as a status and nothing else every five minutes
- “LIKE THIS IF YOU LOVE JESUS IF NOT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AND BE IMPREGNATED BY SATAN HIMSELF TONIGHT”
- General stupidity
- Song quotes without the quotations and who it is by. Only a <3 at the end. (Wait what)
- etc.
Yeah.
-George
May 15, 2012
How to Be Popular
How to Be Popular
Post 24
If you’re anything like me and cry at night because you walk into a random place and everyone’s laughter and smiles go away, here is a tutorial to change all that! I guarantee that it is %13425446875696897908760987680974 effective! So without any further do… Let’s get started!
- You have to ALWAYS have to wear a hat. Not just a regular hat, but with a random symbol that a common person won’t know what it means. Oh and wear it tilted to the side.
- ALWAYS be on Facebook and write about how you’re getting ready for a party or some crap
- Get a tumblr but only reblog starbucks, weed, and pictures of random scenery. OH AND MEMES
- Know everybody but talk crap about all of them.
- Just be a bitch.
If all else fails just get naked. Everyone will remember you then.
(sorry for no post on Friday)
-George
May 12, 2012
Wise Words From My Sister Brandi
| Me: | I hate it when your heat beats hard and you feel like you're having a heart attack |
| Brandi: | I hate it when you get hard |
| Me: | ...What? |
May 10, 2012
Like Seriously What the Hell
Post 23
One thing that bugs the absolute crap out of me is that hardly anyone understands my sick, mean, and awkward sense of humor. Some people get me, but not fully. When will I meet that person? I’m thankful and couldn’t be happier for what I have now… But.. eh.
I don’t know what I’m getting at. I’m a big box of emotions right now.
-George
May 7, 2012
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